Lives in Leyland

Likes; Pink, cheese, chocolate, cozy nights in, wild nights out, family, friends, midnight feasts (why else would there be a light in the fridge) holidays, sunshine, Christmas, the wii, shoes, jaffa cakes, apple bobbing, horror films (although I jump a mile when the toaster pops up)and (I run upstairs last thing at night after I've turned off the light convinced I'm going to die) AND (I dont stick my legs out of bed in case something eats my foot) apart from that I'm not scared at all by horror films..Giving presents, playing practical jokes, pulling crackers(I always win cos I know how to pull them)
Dislikes; rudeness, spiders, liars, bad spellers, spiders, ice cream, popcorn, traffic jams, spiders, middle lane hoggers, Take That, spiders, peach shower gel, Bon Jovi, people on here with their kids on their profile pics! Oh and spiders..
About me..
Sometimes I think the world is a mental hospital and I'm not sure what ward I'm in...
I'm an expert in smartassology ;)
In order to succeed in life you need three things - a wish
bone, a back bone and a funny bone.
Oh, and I want a meercat, really bad, the talking type..