Lives in Rochdale

ARRGGHHHH, Is there any non serial emailers out there???


I'D LIKE TO SAY A BIG THANK YOU. I wanted to thank you all for the e-mails you have forwarded over the year I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat poo in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1, 387, 258th time. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363, 214 angels looking out for me. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes. By the way.... a South American scientist after a lengthy study has discovered that people with low IQ who don't have enough ****, always read their emails while holding the mouse. Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.


Looking for a man that actually wants to meet, you find out so much more in person than weeks/months of endless emails. What's to lose, a few hours over a coffee or a drink and perhaps a reet good laugh?