Lives in Salford

well where do i start? .......im fat, ugly, have no sense of humour and i live off a diet of glass, the doctor says its not good for me, and i thought it was all the rejection cutting me up inside!!!

no in all seriousness im the sort of person who will make ya a cuppa first thing before I've even woken you up, send you flowers at work just because i can, leave silly little notes around, kiss you on the forehead when you are already asleep even though i know you don't know i did it
lets see.......... erm, right, i don't do one night stands, i wont be moving in with you next week, im very much my own person, fiercely independent, and if you are still in love with your ex then keep walking, not dealing with that!!! and if you are one of these pretentious tossers that gets a message from someone, then looks at their profile and think fuck that i ain't replying to that then keep walking because i don't associate myself with pretentious wankers like you!!! have a nice day