Lives in Sevenoaks

Hello and thanks for making it past the hideous photograph and looking at my profile.
That was the easy bit! (unless of course your screen imploded!)
Now comes the tough part where we all try and say something about ourselves that is glowing, sparkly and mind blowingly original and of course has NEVER been said before!?!?!?!
I am outgoing, caring, kind, loving sensitive and currently own all my own body parts!
Not psychotic, delusional, mental or an axe weilding maniac. Been hurt too often so very cautious and don't boil bunnies!
Complete realist and frighteningly honest. What you see is REALLY what you get.
Looking for someone honest and not completely screwed up by his last ex. If you smoke like a chimney and drink like a fish then STEP AWAY FROM MY PROFILE!!!!!
I am a HUGE fan of Monty Python who in their individual and engimatic way sum up my philosophy in a nutshell.
Life REALLY can be a piece of Sh*t
When you look at it,
But I am an eternal optimist
and I ALWAYS look on the bright side of lifeIf you have made it past the rantings of a traditional romantic, then drop me a line and let's just see what happens!